We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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