Non-Jews are for practice
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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