This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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