I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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