U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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