I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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