You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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