your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
