I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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