I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i love accidental penises.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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