No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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its like you know when i get waxed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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