were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
handjob tips. give me some.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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