Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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