There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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