Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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