K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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