It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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