I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
and you fell through a lawn chair
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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