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I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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