all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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