Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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