its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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