is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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