that's an acceptable place to lick
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
soo... how was my night?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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