Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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