How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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