Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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