So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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