Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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