am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We are all done wearing pants today
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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