I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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