How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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