i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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