Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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