my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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