Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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