Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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