you guys were way drunker than both of me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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