i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
