It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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