So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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