hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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