Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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