Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I love having hate sex.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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