Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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