belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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