I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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