Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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