love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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