I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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