when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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