kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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