I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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