My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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