if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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