On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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